Ooh! I fuckin' wish you'd cum on me right now! I fuckin' dare you to cum on me! I will fuckin' cum right on you! I will cum like a fuckin' madman all over you, McBride! I'll cum wherever the fuck I want, James! I'll fuckin' cum in your kitchen, I'll cum on your fuckin' art, I'll cum anywhere I want! You think that's the only thing I jerk off on in here? I've been dropping off loads around this fuckin' house like a goddamn dump truck. I mean, you're getting all worked up over a fuckin' porno mag! Who has goddamn porno mags anymore? Welcome to the twenty-first century, Buck Rogers! You designed a house with fuckin' iPads in the walls, yet, you're jerkin' your dick like a goddamn pilgrim! I highly doubt they fuckin' taught you to fuckin' close your eyes and fuckin' cum wherever the fuck you want! No, I don't have any brothers, I was raised in a house of women! What the fuck kind of jerking off is that? What, you never had any brothers? You never learned to jizz in a fuckin' sock or on a fuckin' tissue? It's like a fuckin' wild fireman's hose - you just got to grab on and pray to God it doesn't get into your eyes or your mouth. I have a particularly explosive ejaculate. Real fuckin' smart answer! Why don't you fuckin' aim, huh? I'm assuming, the same shit works for you? ![]() When I fuckin' jack off long enough, I end up jizzin', dude. Jizzed all over the pages of this nice magazine I was nice enough to tell you about.
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